
Milk Marketing Board - Accrington Stanley (1989)
Watch the full ad here:
Dave's thoughts:
"Milk’s an unusual thing to advertise on telly, isn’t it?
No brand names. No dairies. Just… milk. It’s a bit like trying to advertise sand, or the
concept of the backflip. But that was the Milk Marketing Board’s job from the 1930s
onwards. They’d already had some belter slogans over the years, like “Drinka pinta
milka day” and “Milk’s gotta lotta bottle”. But the Accrington Stanley ad was their
magnum opus.
I was 7 when it first aired in 1989. It’s the first TV ad I ever remember. Probably
because I’m a Liverpool fan. Probably because I was around the same age as the
two actors in it. And also probably because these scouse kids sounded just like me.
I imagine the brief just said: “Make milk cool”. And this ad did. In the simplest way
possible. Just a really normal, relatable chat between two football-mad kids.
It packed loads of subtle messages into just a few lines of dialogue: a celebrity
mention with Ian Rush; a really hyperbolic benefit about milk being good for you;
some self-deprecation when one of the kids says “Milk? Uuuurgh”; even some
differentiation vs sugary soft drinks like lemonade.
But it’s the catchphrase that made this ad iconic. “Accrington Stanley, who are they?
Exactly.” The randomness of the football team (in the 8 th tier of English Football at
the time) is the perfect example of how unexpectedness can be really funny. And the
ultra-scouse delivery of “Egzakkly” from the kid drinking the milk made it an instant
meme, before memes were really a thing.
The Milk Marketing Board knew they were onto a winner, and repeated the ad for the
next seven years. And even today, if you shout the words “Accrington Stanley?” in
the middle of any UK town centre, you’re guaranteed a “Who are they?” in response.
The power of a funny catchphrase, eh?"
